{"id":7124,"date":"2024-07-24T08:00:02","date_gmt":"2024-07-24T06:00:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/earlystage.pl\/blog\/?p=7124"},"modified":"2025-01-28T14:18:41","modified_gmt":"2025-01-28T13:18:41","slug":"poznaj-najlepsze-zarty-po-angielsku","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/earlystage.pl\/blog\/poznaj-najlepsze-zarty-po-angielsku\/","title":{"rendered":"Poznaj najlepsze \u017carty po angielsku!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>W krajach angloj\u0119zycznych 1 kwietnia (nasz prima aprilis) jest nazywany \u201eDniem G\u0142upc\u00f3w\u201d (April Fools&#8217; Day lub All Fools&#8217; Day). W Wielkiej Brytanii, Australii i RPA zwyczaj robienia psikus\u00f3w \u201edzia\u0142a\u201d tylko do po\u0142udnia, p\u00f3\u017aniej wraca si\u0119 do normalno\u015bci. W Szkocji natomiast trwa dwa dni i nazywa si\u0119 go \u201eTaily Day\u201d lub \u201eApril Gowk\u201d. Zar\u00f3wno za granic\u0105, jak i w naszym kraju zasada jest jednak wsp\u00f3lna \u2013 w tym czasie mo\u017cemy \u017cartowa\u0107 i robi\u0107 psikusy do woli! Czy jednak znasz kawa\u0142y i \u017carty po angielsku? Oto kilka klasyk\u00f3w z nieko\u0144cz\u0105cej si\u0119 listy!<\/p><div id=\"ez-toc-container\" class=\"ez-toc-v2_0_72 counter-hierarchy ez-toc-counter ez-toc-custom ez-toc-container-direction\">\n<div class=\"ez-toc-title-container\">\n<p class=\"ez-toc-title\" style=\"cursor:inherit\">Spis tre\u015bci<\/p>\n<span class=\"ez-toc-title-toggle\"><a href=\"#\" class=\"ez-toc-pull-right ez-toc-btn ez-toc-btn-xs ez-toc-btn-default ez-toc-toggle\" aria-label=\"Toggle Table of Content\"><span class=\"ez-toc-js-icon-con\"><span class=\"\"><span class=\"eztoc-hide\" style=\"display:none;\">Toggle<\/span><span class=\"ez-toc-icon-toggle-span\"><svg style=\"fill: #000000;color:#000000\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" class=\"list-377408\" width=\"20px\" height=\"20px\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" fill=\"none\"><path d=\"M6 6H4v2h2V6zm14 0H8v2h12V6zM4 11h2v2H4v-2zm16 0H8v2h12v-2zM4 16h2v2H4v-2zm16 0H8v2h12v-2z\" fill=\"currentColor\"><\/path><\/svg><svg style=\"fill: #000000;color:#000000\" class=\"arrow-unsorted-368013\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"10px\" height=\"10px\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" version=\"1.2\" baseProfile=\"tiny\"><path d=\"M18.2 9.3l-6.2-6.3-6.2 6.3c-.2.2-.3.4-.3.7s.1.5.3.7c.2.2.4.3.7.3h11c.3 0 .5-.1.7-.3.2-.2.3-.5.3-.7s-.1-.5-.3-.7zM5.8 14.7l6.2 6.3 6.2-6.3c.2-.2.3-.5.3-.7s-.1-.5-.3-.7c-.2-.2-.4-.3-.7-.3h-11c-.3 0-.5.1-.7.3-.2.2-.3.5-.3.7s.1.5.3.7z\"\/><\/svg><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/a><\/span><\/div>\n<nav><ul class='ez-toc-list ez-toc-list-level-1 ' ><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-1\" href=\"https:\/\/earlystage.pl\/blog\/poznaj-najlepsze-zarty-po-angielsku\/#Rodzaje_zartow_po_angielsku\" title=\"Rodzaje \u017cart\u00f3w po angielsku\">Rodzaje \u017cart\u00f3w po angielsku<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-2\" href=\"https:\/\/earlystage.pl\/blog\/poznaj-najlepsze-zarty-po-angielsku\/#Zarty_po_angielsku_z_kategorii_%E2%80%9Eknock_knock%E2%80%9D\" title=\"\u017barty po angielsku z kategorii \u201eknock, knock!&#8221;\">\u017barty po angielsku z kategorii \u201eknock, knock!&#8221;<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-3\" href=\"https:\/\/earlystage.pl\/blog\/poznaj-najlepsze-zarty-po-angielsku\/#Szkolne_zarty_po_angielsku\" title=\"Szkolne \u017carty po angielsku\">Szkolne \u017carty po angielsku<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-4\" href=\"https:\/\/earlystage.pl\/blog\/poznaj-najlepsze-zarty-po-angielsku\/#Angielskie_dowcipy_o_lekarzach_i_medycynie\" title=\"Angielskie dowcipy o lekarzach i medycynie\">Angielskie dowcipy o lekarzach i medycynie<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-5\" href=\"https:\/\/earlystage.pl\/blog\/poznaj-najlepsze-zarty-po-angielsku\/#Zarty_po_angielsku_dla_nastolatkow\" title=\"\u017barty po angielsku dla nastolatk\u00f3w\">\u017barty po angielsku dla nastolatk\u00f3w<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-6\" href=\"https:\/\/earlystage.pl\/blog\/poznaj-najlepsze-zarty-po-angielsku\/#Zarty_z_cyklu_%E2%80%9Epytania_i_odpowiedzi%E2%80%9D\" title=\"\u017barty z cyklu \u201epytania i odpowiedzi\u201d\">\u017barty z cyklu \u201epytania i odpowiedzi\u201d<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-7\" href=\"https:\/\/earlystage.pl\/blog\/poznaj-najlepsze-zarty-po-angielsku\/#Dad_jokes_czyli%E2%80%A6_suchary\" title=\"Dad jokes, czyli&#8230; suchary\">Dad jokes, czyli&#8230; suchary<\/a><\/li><\/ul><\/nav><\/div>\n\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/earlystage.pl\/pl\/nasze-szkoly?utm_source=blog&amp;utm_medium=banner&amp;utm_campaign=&amp;utm_content=poznaj-najlepsze-zarty-po-angielsku\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-9817 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/earlystage.pl\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/CTA.png\" alt=\"banner angielski dla dzieci i m\u0142odzie\u017cy w Twojej okolicy\" width=\"1296\" height=\"256\" srcset=\"https:\/\/earlystage.pl\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/CTA.png 1296w, https:\/\/earlystage.pl\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/CTA-300x59.png 300w, https:\/\/earlystage.pl\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/CTA-1024x202.png 1024w, https:\/\/earlystage.pl\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/CTA-768x152.png 768w, https:\/\/earlystage.pl\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/CTA-1170x231.png 1170w, https:\/\/earlystage.pl\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/CTA-585x116.png 585w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1296px) 100vw, 1296px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Dowcipy znane by\u0142y ju\u017c w staro\u017cytno\u015bci, w ko\u0144cu pierwszy by\u0142 \u015bmiech, a dopiero potem j\u0119zyk (1), podobnie jest z rozwojem malutkich dzieci. Najpierw si\u0119 \u015bmiej\u0105, by potem nauczy\u0107 si\u0119 m\u00f3wi\u0107. Agencja Reutersa (2) donosi, \u017ce najstarszym zapisanym dowcipem jest sumeryjskie powiedzenie, kt\u00f3rego nie b\u0119dziemy tu cytowa\u0107 (uwaga!<em> Toilet humour<\/em>!) spisany ok. 1900 roku p.n.e. Drugi w kolejce (tu z kolei mamy do czynienia z <em>dirty joke<\/em>, czyli \u017cartem z podtekstem) jest egipski<em> one-liner<\/em> dotycz\u0105cy faraona i jego apetyt\u00f3w.<\/p>\n<p>Poni\u017cej dowiesz si\u0119, co oznaczaj\u0105 te okre\u015blenia i poznasz naj\u015bmieszniejsze dowcipy po angielsku.<em> Are you ready?<\/em><\/p>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Rodzaje_zartow_po_angielsku\"><\/span>Rodzaje \u017cart\u00f3w po angielsku<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<p>\u017barty po angielsku mo\u017cemy podzieli\u0107 na wiele kategorii, m.in.:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>clean jokes<\/em> \u2013 dowcipy, kt\u00f3re mo\u017cna opowiedzie\u0107 w zasadzie w ka\u017cdym towarzystwie, bezpieczne \u017carty,<\/li>\n<li><em>dark humor jokes<\/em> \u2013 dowcipy w klimacie czarnego humoru, nie dla ka\u017cdego,<\/li>\n<li><em>one-liners \u2013<\/em> super kr\u00f3tkie, jednolinijkowe (i zabawne) stwierdzenia, cz\u0119sto u\u017cywane przez stand-uper\u00f3w,<\/li>\n<li><em>toilet humour<\/em> \u2013 humor zwi\u0105zany z&#8230; toalet\u0105,<\/li>\n<li><em>dirty joke<\/em> \u2013 dowcip z podtekstem,<\/li>\n<li><em>dad jokes<\/em> \u2013 nasze ulubione \u2013 suchary!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Zarty_po_angielsku_z_kategorii_%E2%80%9Eknock_knock%E2%80%9D\"><\/span>\u017barty po angielsku z kategorii \u201eknock, knock!&#8221;<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<p><strong>Jednymi z najpopularniejszych \u017cart\u00f3w po angielsku s\u0105 dowcipy z cyklu \u201epuk puk\u201d<\/strong> \u2013 bardzo cz\u0119sto oparte s\u0105 one na niuansach <a href=\"https:\/\/earlystage.pl\/blog\/zasady-czytania-po-angielsku-wymowa-angielska-bez-tajemnic\/\">wymowy angielskiej<\/a>. Zazwyczaj s\u0105 one \u201ebezpieczne&#8221; (clean jokes), co oznacza, \u017ce nikt nie poczuje si\u0119 nimi ura\u017cony. Cz\u0119sto opowiada si\u0119 je dzieciom. Na przyk\u0142ad, jednym z najlepszych \u017cart\u00f3w po angielsku tego rodzaju (przynajmniej wed\u0142ug ameryka\u0144skiego National Institute of Environmental Health Sciences) jest:<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Knock, knock<br \/>\n\u2013 Who\u2019s there?<br \/>\n\u2013 Lettuce.<br \/>\n\u2013 Lettuce who?<br \/>\n\u2013 Lettuce in, it\u2019s cold out here.<\/p>\n<p>Ten dowcip jest oparty o <a href=\"https:\/\/earlystage.pl\/blog\/onomatopeja-po-angielsku-i-po-polsku-przyklady-najciekawsze-wyrazy-dzwiekonasladowcze\/\">onomatopej\u0119 po angielsku<\/a>, a konkretnie odg\u0142os kichania (<em>achoo!<\/em>):<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Knock knock.<br \/>\n\u2013 Who&#8217;s there?<br \/>\n\u2013 Atch.<br \/>\n\u2013 Atch who?<br \/>\n\u2013 Sorry, I didn`t know you had a cold.<\/p>\n<p>W tym dowcipie po angielsku doceniamy dodatkowe nawi\u0105zanie do <a href=\"https:\/\/earlystage.pl\/blog\/angielski-slang-poznaj-przydatne-zwroty\/\">slangowego<\/a> \u201eYou talkin&#8217; to me?\u201d:<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Knock, Knock.<br \/>\n\u2013 Who&#8217;s there?<br \/>\n\u2013 Utah.<br \/>\n\u2013 Utah who?<br \/>\n\u2013 U tal-king to me?<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_10441\" style=\"width: 2010px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-10441\" class=\"size-full wp-image-10441\" src=\"https:\/\/earlystage.pl\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/zarty-po-angielsku.jpg\" alt=\"\u017barty po angielsku. \u015amiech jest wa\u017cn\u0105 potrzeb\u0105 cz\u0142owieka.\" width=\"2000\" height=\"1333\" srcset=\"https:\/\/earlystage.pl\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/zarty-po-angielsku.jpg 2000w, https:\/\/earlystage.pl\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/zarty-po-angielsku-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/earlystage.pl\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/zarty-po-angielsku-1024x682.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/earlystage.pl\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/zarty-po-angielsku-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/earlystage.pl\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/zarty-po-angielsku-1536x1024.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/earlystage.pl\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/zarty-po-angielsku-1170x780.jpg 1170w, https:\/\/earlystage.pl\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/zarty-po-angielsku-585x390.jpg 585w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2000px) 100vw, 2000px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-10441\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">\u015amiech jest wa\u017cn\u0105 potrzeb\u0105 cz\u0142owieka.<\/p><\/div>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Szkolne_zarty_po_angielsku\"><\/span>Szkolne \u017carty po angielsku<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<p>Jednym z wielu temat\u00f3w do \u017cart\u00f3w jest\u2026 szko\u0142a. W Polsce od lat kr\u00f3luj\u0105 kawa\u0142y o ma\u0142ym Jasiu, kt\u00f3ry dyskutuje z nauczycielami lub pr\u00f3buje przekona\u0107 ich do swoich racji. Angielski humor, cho\u0107 nieco inny, r\u00f3wnie\u017c ma swojego Johnnego. W wielu przypadkach s\u0105 to po prostu zabawne historie ze szkolnego \u017cycia wzi\u0119te, a czasem \u2013 gry s\u0142owne. Je\u015bli jeste\u015b dusz\u0105 towarzystwa i chcesz by\u0107 znany jako mistrz humoru, koniecznie zapami\u0119taj poni\u017csze dowcipy!<\/p>\n<h3>Longest word<\/h3>\n<p>Teacher: What is the longest word in the English language?<br \/>\nStudent: &#8222;Smiles&#8221;. Because there is a mile between its first and last letters!<\/p>\n<h3>Who found America<\/h3>\n<p>Teacher: Maria, please point to America on the map.<br \/>\nMaria: This is it.<br \/>\nTeacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?<br \/>\nClass: Maria did.<\/p>\n<h3>Punish or not to punish<\/h3>\n<p>Student: Would you punish me for something I didn&#8217;t do?<br \/>\nTeacher: Of course not.<br \/>\nStudent: Good, because I haven&#8217;t done my homework.<\/p>\n<h3>Little Johnny<\/h3>\n<p>Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?<br \/>\nTeacher: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom?<br \/>\nLittle Johnny: But I asked first!<\/p>\n<h3>Which part?<\/h3>\n<p>\u2013 I was born in California.<br \/>\n\u2013 Which part?<br \/>\n\u2013\u00a0 All of me.<\/p>\n<h3>Ten dollars<\/h3>\n<p>Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says: Why are you arguing? One boy answers: We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie. &#8211; You should be ashamed of yourselves \u2013 said the teacher.\u00a0\u00a0&#8211; When I was your age I didn&#8217;t even know what a lie was. The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.<\/p>\n<h3>First day at school<\/h3>\n<p>Mother: Did you enjoy your first day at school?<br \/>\nGirl: First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow?<\/p>\n<h3>Which tense is it?<\/h3>\n<p>Teacher: During this lesson we\u2019re going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say \u201eI am beautiful,\u201d which tense is it?<br \/>\nStudent: Obviously it is the past tense.<\/p>\n<h3>Johnny and headmaster<\/h3>\n<p>Headmaster: I&#8217;ve had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing?<br \/>\nJohnny: Nothing, sir.<br \/>\nHeadmaster: Exactly!<\/p>\n<p>Sprawd\u017a te\u017c:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/earlystage.pl\/blog\/najtrudniejsze-angielskie-slowa\/\">Najtrudniejsze angielskie s\u0142owa<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<div id=\"attachment_10442\" style=\"width: 2010px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-10442\" class=\"size-full wp-image-10442\" src=\"https:\/\/earlystage.pl\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/zarty-po-angielsku-2.jpg\" alt=\"\u017barty po angielsku\" width=\"2000\" height=\"1333\" srcset=\"https:\/\/earlystage.pl\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/zarty-po-angielsku-2.jpg 2000w, https:\/\/earlystage.pl\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/zarty-po-angielsku-2-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/earlystage.pl\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/zarty-po-angielsku-2-1024x682.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/earlystage.pl\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/zarty-po-angielsku-2-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/earlystage.pl\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/zarty-po-angielsku-2-1536x1024.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/earlystage.pl\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/zarty-po-angielsku-2-1170x780.jpg 1170w, https:\/\/earlystage.pl\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/zarty-po-angielsku-2-585x390.jpg 585w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2000px) 100vw, 2000px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-10442\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">\u015amiech nie jest wy\u0142\u0105cznie domen\u0105 ludzi. \u015amiej\u0105 si\u0119 tak\u017ce niekt\u00f3re naczelne (co prawda nie z dowcip\u00f3w).<\/p><\/div>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Angielskie_dowcipy_o_lekarzach_i_medycynie\"><\/span>Angielskie dowcipy o lekarzach i medycynie<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<p>Kwesti\u0105, z kt\u00f3rej Anglicy r\u00f3wnie\u017c lubi\u0105 \u017cartowa\u0107, jest\u2026 s\u0142u\u017cba zdrowia i medycyna. R\u00f3wnie\u017c my, Polacy, doskonale znamy \u017carty o problematycznych pacjentach i specyficznych lekarzach. Przeczytaj najlepsze z nich!<\/p>\n<h3>Kite<\/h3>\n<p>I went to the doctor the other day and said: Have you got anything for wind? So he gave me a kite.<\/p>\n<h3>Second opinion<\/h3>\n<p>The doctor to the patient: You are very sick.<br \/>\nThe patient to the doctor: Can I get a second opinion?<br \/>\nThe doctor again: Yes, you are very ugly too&#8230;<\/p>\n<h3>It hurts<\/h3>\n<p>A man goes to the doctor and says: Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts.<br \/>\nThe doctor asks: What do you mean?<br \/>\nThe man says: When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee \u2013 OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts.<br \/>\nThe doctor says: I know what&#8217;s wrong with you \u2013 you&#8217;ve broken your finger!<\/p>\n<h3>Pain in my eye!<\/h3>\n<p>Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.<br \/>\nDoctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.<\/p>\n<h3>Vampire<\/h3>\n<p>Patient: Doctor, I think that I&#8217;ve been bitten by a vampire.<br \/>\nDoctor: Drink this glass of water.<br \/>\nPatient: Will it make me better?<br \/>\nDoctor: No, but I&#8217;ll be able to see if your neck leaks.<\/p>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Zarty_po_angielsku_dla_nastolatkow\"><\/span>\u017barty po angielsku dla nastolatk\u00f3w<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<p>\u017bycie nastolatka to prawdziwa hu\u015btawka emocjonalna \u2013 z jednej strony trzeba si\u0119 uczy\u0107, spe\u0142nia\u0107 swoje ambicje, rozwija\u0107 si\u0119, a z drugiej \u2013 zawiera\u0107 znajomo\u015bci, bawi\u0107 si\u0119 i korzysta\u0107 z \u017cycia. Czasem jednak trudno to po\u0142\u0105czy\u0107, zw\u0142aszcza gdy rodzice lub znajomi maj\u0105 zupe\u0142nie inne oczekiwania. Jednym z najlepszych rozwi\u0105za\u0144 w takich sytuacjach jest\u2026 \u015bmiech!<\/p>\n<h3>Wrong number<\/h3>\n<p>A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.<br \/>\n\u2013 Wow! &#8211; said her father.\u00a0\u00a0&#8211; That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?<br \/>\n&#8211; Wrong number \u2013 replied the girl.<\/p>\n<h3>Absence<\/h3>\n<p>Mother: Why did you get such a low mark on that test?<br \/>\nSon: Because of absence.<br \/>\nMother: You mean you were absent on the day of the test?<br \/>\nSon: No, but the kid who sits next to me was.<\/p>\n<h3>Good dancer<\/h3>\n<p>Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.<br \/>\nBoy: What are the two things?<br \/>\nGirl: Your feet.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/earlystage.pl\/pl\/nasze-szkoly?utm_source=blog&amp;utm_medium=banner&amp;utm_campaign=&amp;utm_content=poznaj-najlepsze-zarty-po-angielsku\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-9817 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/earlystage.pl\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/CTA.png\" alt=\"banner angielski dla dzieci i m\u0142odzie\u017cy w Twojej okolicy\" width=\"1296\" height=\"256\" srcset=\"https:\/\/earlystage.pl\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/CTA.png 1296w, https:\/\/earlystage.pl\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/CTA-300x59.png 300w, https:\/\/earlystage.pl\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/CTA-1024x202.png 1024w, https:\/\/earlystage.pl\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/CTA-768x152.png 768w, https:\/\/earlystage.pl\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/CTA-1170x231.png 1170w, https:\/\/earlystage.pl\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/CTA-585x116.png 585w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1296px) 100vw, 1296px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Zarty_z_cyklu_%E2%80%9Epytania_i_odpowiedzi%E2%80%9D\"><\/span>\u017barty z cyklu \u201epytania i odpowiedzi\u201d<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<p>Kr\u00f3tk\u0105 odmian\u0105 dowcip\u00f3w po angielsku s\u0105 pytania, na kt\u00f3re mo\u017cna odpowiedzie\u0107 w zaskakuj\u0105cy spos\u00f3b.<\/p>\n<h3>What\u2019s the difference between ignorance and apathy?<\/h3>\n<p>I don\u2019t know, and I don\u2019t care.<\/p>\n<h3>How do you know when you\u2019re desperate for an answer?<\/h3>\n<p>You look at the second page of Google search results.<\/p>\n<h3>What is 47 + 11 + 82 + 161 + 99 + 5?<\/h3>\n<p>A headache.<\/p>\n<h3>Where do cows go on date night?<\/h3>\n<p>To the moovies.<\/p>\n<h3>Why did Adele cross the road?<\/h3>\n<p>To say \u201chello from the other side\u201d.<\/p>\n<h3>What should you do when no one laughs at your chemistry jokes?<\/h3>\n<p>Keep going until you get a reaction.<\/p>\n<h3>Why can\u2019t you give Elsa a balloon?<\/h3>\n<p>Because she\u2019ll let it go!<\/p>\n<h3>Why does ice cream get invited to every party?<\/h3>\n<p>Because it\u2019s cool\u00a0<i>and\u00a0<\/i>sweet.<\/p>\n<h3>What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?<\/h3>\n<p>\u201cWhere\u2019s popcorn?\u201d<\/p>\n<h3>Can February March?<\/h3>\n<p>No, but April May.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_10425\" style=\"width: 1717px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-10425\" class=\"size-full wp-image-10425\" src=\"https:\/\/earlystage.pl\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/zarty-po-angielsku-dowcipy-scaled.jpg\" alt=\"\u017barty po angielsku, najlepsze dowcipy\" width=\"1707\" height=\"2560\" srcset=\"https:\/\/earlystage.pl\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/zarty-po-angielsku-dowcipy-scaled.jpg 1707w, https:\/\/earlystage.pl\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/zarty-po-angielsku-dowcipy-200x300.jpg 200w, https:\/\/earlystage.pl\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/zarty-po-angielsku-dowcipy-683x1024.jpg 683w, https:\/\/earlystage.pl\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/zarty-po-angielsku-dowcipy-768x1152.jpg 768w, https:\/\/earlystage.pl\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/zarty-po-angielsku-dowcipy-1024x1536.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/earlystage.pl\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/zarty-po-angielsku-dowcipy-1365x2048.jpg 1365w, https:\/\/earlystage.pl\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/zarty-po-angielsku-dowcipy-1170x1755.jpg 1170w, https:\/\/earlystage.pl\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/zarty-po-angielsku-dowcipy-585x878.jpg 585w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1707px) 100vw, 1707px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-10425\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Efekt humorystyczny osi\u0105ga si\u0119 zaskakuj\u0105c s\u0142uchacza.<\/p><\/div>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Dad_jokes_czyli%E2%80%A6_suchary\"><\/span>Dad jokes, czyli&#8230; suchary<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<p>Na deser zostawili\u015bmy sobie<strong> \u201edad jokes\u201d, tatusiowate dowcipy, w j\u0119zyku polskim znane jako suchary lub dowcipy z brod\u0105<\/strong>. Jest to mocno niedoceniana grupa \u017cart\u00f3w, cho\u0107 w 2017 r. doczeka\u0142a si\u0119 nawet <a href=\"https:\/\/www.acf.hhs.gov\/archive\/media\/press\/2017\/ad-campaign-focuses-importance-dads\">kampanii przeprowadzonej przez departament ameryka\u0144skiego Ministerstwa Zdrowia<\/a>. Ma tak\u017ce sw\u00f3j hashtag na portalu X: #dadjokes i #dadjokesrule.<\/p>\n<p>24 lipca Amerykanie \u015bwi\u0119tuj\u0105 National Tell An Old Joke Day, czyli dzie\u0144 opowiadania starych dowcip\u00f3w.<\/p>\n<p>A oto kilka najpopularniejszych:<\/p>\n<h3>What did the ocean say to the shore?<\/h3>\n<p>Nothing, it just waved.<\/p>\n<h3>Who is in charge of the sauces?<\/h3>\n<p>Mayor-nnaise!<\/p>\n<h3>Telling time at a shop<\/h3>\n<p>\u2013 I need a battery so I can tell the time.<br \/>\n\u2013 Is it for a clock?<br \/>\n\u2013\u00a0 I don&#8217;t know! 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